KIM JONG-UN IS A BIG FAT SUCKER
KIM JONG-UN IS A BIG FAT SUCKER! (CHERRY)
Kim Jong-un’s birthday is already a national holiday. Kim Jong-un’s birthday is January 8th. Elvis Presley, David Bowie and Steven Hawking were also born on January 8th. Elvis, Bowie and Hawking are all fine and dandy, but none of them were a head of state, let alone a head of state at 28 years old.
2015
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KIM JONG-UN IS A BIG FAT SUCKER!
(PINA COLADA)
Kim Jong-un has a lot of nicknames, but not as many nicknames as his father: Great Successor, Outstanding Leader, Young Master, Young General, and Brilliant Comrade. Kim Jong-un’s nicknames do not include either ‘Lil Kim or The Young-un.
Kim Jong-un is also a big fat sucker.
2015
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KIM JONG-UN IS A BIG FAT SUCKER!
(LICORICE)
Kim Jong-un thinks Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant and Dennis Rodman are FAN-taaastic! Kim Jong-un says he “spent hours doing meticulous pencil drawings of Chicago Bulls superstar Michael Jordan” when he was a little boy. Kim Jong-un’s favorite current NBA player is Kobe Bryant. Kim Jong-un had a brief bromance with Dennis Rodman when he invited him to North Korea on February 26, 2013. Kim Jong-un even invited The Worm to his private island. “It’s like Hawaii or Ibiza, but he’s the only one that lives there,” said Rodman.
Kim Jong-un is also a big fat sucker.
2015
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KIM JONG-UN IS A BIG FAT SUCKER!
(LEMON)
Kim Jong-un is the world’s greatest trash talker. Kim Jong-un has called President Obama a “clown,” a “dirty little fellow,” a “wicked black monkey,” a person “who does not have even have the basic appearance of a human being” who “still has the figure of a monkey while the human race has evolved through millions of years.” Kim Jong-BOOM!
Kim Jong-un is also a big fat sucker.
2015
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KIM JONG-UN IS A BIG FAT SUCKER!
(LIME)
Kim Jong-un’s funny haircut is regarded as the most stylish haircut in North Korea. Kim Jong-un’s funny haircut has not one name, but two names: The Youth or The Ambition. Kim Jong-un cuts his own hair because he is afraid of barbers. There is no psychological term for fear of barbers. Chaetophobia is the fear of hair.
Kim Jong-un is also a big fat sucker.
2015
Digital Print on Hahnemule Photo Pearl
20 x 28 inches
Edition of 10
KIM JONG-UN IS A BIG FAT SUCKER!
(ROOT BEER)
Kim Jong-un launched the first girl band in North Korea in July 2012. Kim Jong-un personally picked and coached each member. In other words, Kim Jong-un is the Phil Spector of North Korea, only creepier.
Kim Jong-un is also a big fat sucker.
2015
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KIM JONG-UN IS A BIG FAT SUCKER!
(GRAPE)
Kim Jong-un has his own theme song. Kim Jong-un’s theme song is called “Onwards Toward Final Victory.” Kim Jong-un’s theme song has a video filled with images of marching soldiers, nuclear missiles on parade, tanks, ships, aircraft, artillery, torpedoes and rockets being fired, and a few shots of mountains. The Guardian’s music critic, Alexis Petrides, commented favorably on the song’s “sheer ferocity” and, said unlike other North Korean songs, was not “boring as hell.”
Kim Jong-un is also a big fat sucker.
2015
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KIM JONG-UN IS A BIG FAT SUCKER!
(TANGERINE)
Kim Jong-un is the youngest military leader in the world. Army man-child Kim Jong-un has threatened to bomb Austin, Texas—yes, Austin, Texas.
Kim Jong-un is also a big fat sucker.
2015
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KIM JONG-UN IS A BIG FAT SUCKER!
(BLUEBERRY)
Kim Jong-un is the only fat person in North Korea. In 2012, Kim Jong-un spent $645,800,000 on bling, including cosmetics, handbags, lots of stuff made of leather, watches, electronics, fancy booze, fancy food and added to the world’s largest personal collection of Nikes. Kim Jong-un spent all this money on himself while 84% of North Korean households didn’t get enough food to eat, some feasting on soup made from grass and weeds. Apparently, to paraphrase the North Korean state line, people regard their supreme leader’s stomach and bling more precious than eating.
Kim Jong-un is also a big fat sucker.
2015
Digital Print on Hahnemule Photo Pearl
20 x 28 inches
Edition of 10
KIM JONG-UN IS A BIG FAT SUCKER!
(WATERMELON)
Kim Jong-un is the only person who can be named Kim Jong-un in North Korea. It is illegal for anyone to name a newborn Kim Jong-un and anybody currently named Kim Jong-un must change his name. I suggest Jim Jong-un.
Kim Jong-un is also a big fat sucker.
2015
Digital Print on Hahnemule Photo Pearl
20 x 28 inches
Edition of 10